The coverage starts at 9PM, so get ready for action live on ESPN4!!
What better way to settle the fight between Democratic Presidential Hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama than with a winner-take-all, fight-to-the-finish, loser-goes-home-crying good old fashioned deathmatch? ESPN4 brings you all of the action LIVE, tonight at 9PM ET. Each candidate will take part in several events, officiated by libertari-pendant candidate Ron Paul. Challenges will include:
The Dick Cheney skeet shooting contest. What better way to prove you’ve got the poker face that it will take to negotiate treaties with hostile world leaders than by taking a load of birdshot to the face?
The Dennis Kucinich dwarf toss. Who’s got the strength to toss the mini-congressman to the other side of the aisle?
The Al Gore 20000k Eco Fun Run. Which candidate can go the distance? Who can do it with the least carbon emissions, and without suffering an Inconvienient Stroke?
The Alberto Gonzalez “I Don’t Recall” Relay. If history has shown us anything, it is that “forgetting” is part of being a good leader. Who can finish the race without letting any facts out?
The George Bush Constitutional Hurdles. Sure, clearing all those hurdles will be tough. Why not just knock them all down?Catch all the action LIVE, April 1st at 9PM ET, and vote for your favorite candidate by texting your vote to 040108. (Vote does not apply to residents of Florida or Michigan.)
EDIT (April 2nd) – Gotcha! April Fools!!
