Yes, I got a haircut.
Yes, it’s different than I normally get it.
Yes, I know it’s much shorter.
Yes, I got it done at the same place.
No, I didn’t ask for it to be like this.
Yes, I asked for the same haircut as always.
Yes , it was a new person.
Sheesh, I’ve had to go through this same line of questioning 4 times today already. Do people think I didn’t know I had my hair cut? Like I woke up and it was just like this? Do they also think maybe I didn’t realize that it was different than normal? I think I’ll act amazed to the next person who brings it up.
“What? My hair???” *touches my head* “Oh my God! What happened?? Wait… wait, yes, I think I remember someone cutting! What does it look like?? Tell me it’s the same as I always get it!!!! It’s not?? Get me a mirror! I must see!” *looks into mirror, then smashes it* “My God, it’s horrible! I’m a monster!”
Now then, the real story… I went to get a haircut Friday, I needed it. I went to the same place I always go, and asked for the same haircut I always get. The guy who cut my hair was new, and apparently decided he knew what would look better. It didn’t. The end.
Maybe I’ll just make pamphlet and give it out. 
